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marxferatu
every woman is out of every man’s league actually
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themercuryjones
Congratulations, B.o.B., a dude more than 2,000 years ago figured out what you still can’t understand despite the benefits of free public school, generations of documentation and the internet at your fucking fingertips.
THIS
mathematicians have known the Earth is curved for MILLENNIA
whatsgoodra
someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*
me:
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“You can’t be happy unless you’re unhappy sometimes.”
— Lauren Oliver, Delirium
(via books-n-quotes)
classysassyrepublican
Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.
UGH YES OKAY TIME TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!
This is the energy I need in 2019
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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
